Breakfast recipe from Camp Run-A-Muck:
Ingredients:
1 gas grill
1 thin-walled pot
1 hammer
1 baggie
5 scoops of coffee beans
2 pieces bread
4 pieces cheese
Beat beans with hammer until you can't hear any more (or until the bag splits).
Send SO out to the grill (15 feet of sloshing through the ice) to set the pot of water to boil.
Take two tylenol.
Hold thumb on springy thingy in coffee maker top to allow boiling water to flush through the beans at one centiliter a minute.
DONT FORGET TO PUT YOUR LUKE-WARM COFFEE-ESSENCE IN A FROZEN THERMAL MUG TO KEEP IT, er, room temperature?
Send SO back out into the ice with two pieces of bread and four pieces of cheese to melt into the grill. Once SO slips the cheese and toast through the grill rack, he will gain enough internal pressure to warm the house another four hours.
